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Wednesday, December 8, 2010

The first post!

I've been contemplating starting this blog for a few months now. Why, you might ask? Motivation, boredom and to let all of you see exactly how ridiculous my life can be. I don't know how many times i've had someone come up to me and tell me that my Facebook status updates are a great source of entertainment. My best friend Tommy (sometimes i'll refer to him as Tequilla Tommy, you'll see why) and I were chatting at my work one night amongst some friends, telling our stories and it dawned on us- this shit doesn't happen to anyone else! Not only does it happen to us, it also happens very frequently!

As most of you know, I FINALLY graduated from Indiana University in August. I had one dream in life and that was to graduate from a major university. I did it, fantastic! Now what? I made a promise to myself that I do not care how much money I ever make, but I want to live a life that is worth reading about. If I can do that, everything else will fall in place and at the very least, i'll have a few drunken stories to tell my grandchildren. Part of my promise was to experience as much of the world as I possibly can. Traveling is my passion. I visited 19 different states in 2009 and 2010 was pretty close to that! Following my dreams and living my life to the fullest are two reasons why I consider myself to be one of the happiest people I know (I can honestly say I haven't shed a tear since 2005).

Now that I have that out of the way, let me say a few more things about this blog. This blog will not be political in any way and for the most part it will be my means to share the craziness that follows me around! I also will not be censoring any of it. Who likes censors anyways, besides television? As most of you know, I've never been one to really care what anyone knows about me, I'm pretty much censorless in real life. Sorry to all of the friends I have probably lost due to my big mouth! And ex-girlfriends, sorry ladies! I realize I can come off as an asshole, so if you are weak minded and get offended easily, you probably should hit the X button now.

In an attempt to make this as entertaining as possible, hopefully I can start adding video footage and guest bloggers to prove some of this. I refuse to be another Tucker Maxx and fabricate/manipulate stories just to lure readers. Tucker, if you read this, I do not like you (i've wanted to say that for years). However, since we are both self proclaimed assholes, i'd be willing to work with you here and there to entertain the blogging world one beer at a time.

Myself, Tommy, my brother Doug and his buddy Tyler are heading to Vegas for New Years. This will mark the second year in a row i've went. Doug and Tyler went a few months later. It is ridiculous on NYE, it makes New York look like childs play. So, now that all four of us have lost our Vegas virginity, this years roadrip will probably provide the first of many NEW stories to share. Between now and then I may share an old story or two as well as share what our plans for this years trip are. The reason? I want your input. If you have a crazy idea, lets hear it and we will attempt to document it! Want us to drink a beer in the nude at the Grand Canyon? Pictures will follow (i'll censor that, you'll thank me later). Throw some ideas out and we'll do our best!

Until next time (all two of you)...

Mike

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